so-personal:

everything personal♡


askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”


princeofthots:

When yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house 

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pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”


wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me


pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them


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originally pissfreak · via g-iggle

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider


my sunshine on a cloudy day