1 day ago · 722 notes · reblog
originally retrogasm · via theblackship

best-of-funny:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

X


megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

1 day ago · 541 notes · reblog
originally simply-s1mple · via razekone
  • 1: post a selfie?
  • 2: do you wear makeup? what makeup do you put on?
  • 3: do you prefer dark or light haired guys/ girls?
  • 4: what's your favorite song at the moment?
  • 5: what was the last song you listened to?
  • 6: do you have a tumblr crush?
  • 7: who is your tumblr crush?
  • 8: what are you doing right now?
  • 9: do you have any siblings?
  • 10: what's you ethnicity?
  • 11: what's your favorite subject in school?
  • 12: what's your favorite color?
  • 13: what's your favorite sports team?
  • 14: what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
  • 15: when did you make your tumblr?
  • 16: how many followers do you have?
  • 17: do you like where you live?
  • 18: is your room super messy or really clean?
  • 19: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
  • 20: do you prefer pens or pencils?


why is tumblr dead? I need new blogs to follow. and people to talk to me. ok ready go.
1 day ago · 1,350 notes · reblog
originally larrycarlson · via arexxa

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar