that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood


I don’t deserve him. When I upset him there is a pain in my chest and I can’t breathe.”

it’s unexplainable how funny tumblr is when I’m high


this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

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You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk

the caption is what got me

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when I lay on my back holding my phone above me, my hands fall asleep sometimes. is this normal? I think I’m on tumblr too much



I’ve been looking for a photo like this for so long

one of the best pictures on this whole site

the guy in the back is so baked like 

I ALWAYS wants gushers